Shower conversation

A conversation in which one expresses all of their points in the exact ideal way of doing so, involving all possible arguments and pieces of evidence; i.e. a situation where one does not think of additional insults or supporting ideas in the shower, after a disagreement has concluded.

"Luke said that he doesn't get too close to girls when he talks to them, I told him that's exactly what he does and everything that everyone has always wanted to say to him. Get fucked Luke."

"Sounds like a right shower conversation. He got fucked."

"Yeah."

by Froggin42 March 14, 2019

soup shower

when one places some sort of soup or stock making medium in the shower head of another persons shower for a practical joke. when the person who owns the shower turns on the shower it spews soup or stock depending on the ingredient. both bouillion and stock cubes can be used aswell as cup of soups of unused packets of supernoodle/ramen noodle powder.

man i just soup showered johnny ferrier and he caught a rash afterwards

by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009

tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.

I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.

by stevejay October 28, 2010

shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.

Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!

by cripes February 20, 2009

Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.

*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”

by Jotacock November 29, 2022