hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 5, 2020

Hypocrite

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?

You're a hypocrite like the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020

Hypocrite

A type of person who tells you not do do something, but turns around and does it themselves. They can sometimes resemble Fred Savage as a child

Man, Fred Savage said not to get involved in my girlfriend's problems, but then proceeded to get involved himself. That is class A Hypocrite status

by Cynicism Hurts bro 'Dabs' December 10, 2016

Hypocrite!

Milo... That is the EXACT DEFINITON

Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!

Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Hypocritized

To be a victim of hypocrisy, such as to be robbed.

She chewed me out for being on my phone right after she put hers away, I’ve been hypocritized

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023

Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019