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Hayden Hughes

Hayden’s a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he’s never been laid. On weekends he likes to go to men’s volleyball games and watch the big brollic black men named requis block the ball. He is in a very happy relationship with a very stern faced man named Big Bad Blocking Brad. Hayden has a shark fetish, he likes to collect wooden sheep. Hayden takes pride in his 21 pilots poster collection and his best friend friend is a 5 pound bag of flour with a whole in it. Hayden has a pet ostrich named Carstairs, Hayden’s favourite food is pourage. Hayden was born in Portugal with an Asian mother named Theresa, and an Eastern Indian Papi named Curtis. Hayden takes pride in his 2014 Ford Flex, it’s the Weekender package he’s got space for Brad and their 3 kids. Hayden’s dream weekend getaway is to spend a weekend trapped in a double decker bus with Bill Nye, Tom Hanks and Big daddy Kevin. Hayden enjoys to do sycronized Yoga with Fabian.
“Look at Hayden Hughes taking kids to Soccer in the Flex !”
Hayden Hughes by Blockingbrad17 January 14, 2018

Matthew Hughes

Matthew is a smelly cunt who touches bare kids and has a fit mum called Beth. 10/10 would fuck. Beth- not Matthew.
Matthew Hughes is a nonce. His mums fit though.

hughston 

Say Hugh-ston; one bad ass kind of dude, never gives up on his goals, successful in life, plays all kinds of sports and is a great athlete. Has a great personality and is always smiling and joking in any type of situation. In general can be moody but if treated like a king will turn into a sweetheart in instance.
Hughston has mad skills on the court.
Hughston is killin' it with those jokes,man!
hughston by Stillyss December 19, 2016

Iokepa Hughes 

A large gaydar that enjoys thinking that flipping people over in basketball is socially acceptable.
Person A: I was at the Eastlake tryouts the other day and some Jewbot put an Iokepa Hughes on me.

Person B: What a dumbass cracker.
Iokepa Hughes by fag-o-tron 3000 November 20, 2009
Adj. Being or acting like a huge dick, being rude, not knowing anything.
Asking a Japanesse kid if he has no life because he can solve a rubix cube is being a Hughes.
hughes by cut'em January 19, 2007
Pretty much the best word ever, it is a culmination of everything and anything awesome in this world.
Fran: hughals

Teddy: hughal--OH HUGHALS! right onnnn, yo.
hughals by Teduardo February 4, 2008