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Horse Cock 

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.
Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!
Horse Cock by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020
Related Words

horse banging skank 

a skanky ass whore who bangs horses

see madonna
madonna is a horse banging skank
horse banging skank by evlis December 8, 2003

Horse Shit 

an expression of disappointment and disbelief. Also, it is good for depressing moments or awkward silences.
Horse Shit by KJ Special K January 13, 2011

Horse Pussy

Referring to dark colored, fleshy pussy lips. Typically found amongst <br>women of hispanic or asian descent; though this term is used when <br>the features are seen out of context on a lighter skinned white woman.<br> Instead of perky, pink labia, a girl possesses an unexpected <br>darker shade of vaginal protrusion. Not seen as a bad thing; some <br>find this attribute unique and appealing. Recently it has gained <br>notoriety and a fetish-like following.
Ex. 1: "When I took off Amanda's thong she had a Horse Pussy".
Ex. 2: "Her horse Pussy looked like a grilled burger between two sesame seed buns".
Ex. 3: "That white girl's meat curtains looked more like a roast beef sandwich".
Horse Pussy by $ilver Hor$e February 28, 2009

horse around

verb
1. To engage in pre-adolescent hijinks that generally annoy stodgy adults who were raised in a different time.
2. To ass-rape someone in the shower.
"Why is everybody so upest with what Jerry did, all i heard he did was horse around with some kids at camp?"

"Yes, but the bad kind of horsing around."

"Oh, Jesus."
horse around by martin grammatica November 17, 2011

horse the band 

A five piece "Nintendocore" band from LA, California. The reason they have been coined as a Nintendo related band is because through out there selection of albums and E.Ps there have been a handful of video game references.

1. pol's voice

An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda".

2. Birdo

The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America)

3. The house of boo (questionable)

Boo is a character from various Mario games.

4. there most famous song "cutsman"

Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series.

"There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen

Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games.

HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour.

Current line up:

Nathan Winneke – vocals

David Isen – guitar

Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar

Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?)

On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel

Previous members:

Mike Benitez - bass guitar

Andy Stokes – bass guitar

Adam Crook – vocals

Eli Green – drums

Jason Karuza – drums

Alex Duddy - drums

Christopher Prophet - drums

albums:

R. Borlax

The Mechanical Hand

Pizza EP

A Natural Death

HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons.

HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews.

i.e

"Alright, so I guess the best place to star…"

N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going.

"HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband
"I love horse the band"

"When does horse go on"

"HORSE the band is the best fucking band that ever walked this depressing planet, nothing else matters"

A "HORSE the band is like nintendo rock, right"

B "Shut the fuck up."
horse the band by jakedaxflame June 20, 2008