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hook 'em

An accepted means by which to cheer for The Texas Longhorns.
Keith Jackson: "Fourth and five, the national championship on the line right here"
Vince Young: "Hutt, Hutt"
Keith Jackson: "He's going for the corner...he's got it"
Random dude clad in burnt orange: "Hook 'em Horns!!"
by blastitall10 January 18, 2008
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hook-shot

A drinking game, one with really simple rules.
Usually performed at a party or social gathering, and there are two participants.
Two shots are poured, containing some form of hard liquor.
(It is optional to count down from 3 before the shot is taken.)

After the shot is swallowed, the two participants proceed to french kiss, in other terms "Hook Up" hence the name of the game.

Just a really easy, really simple way to get with someone.
Tom: "You know Jack hooked up with Lara last night?"

Kim: "Really, he's so shy, I never thought he'd try.."

Tom: "Well it was over a hook-shot so it wasn't too hard for him."
by shadyduck April 9, 2013
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hook-up

to join together, to acquire through ceretain channels, to obtain, to fuck.

Usually in reference to drugs, a good deal, or getting laid.
"I need to call my hook-up."
"Go call your hook-up."
"I gonna get my hook-up tonight, yo."
by deathtobees February 18, 2004
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random hook-up buddies

Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.

Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.
"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."
by JVL August 2, 2007
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off the hook

That party was off the hook!
by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002
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Hooker Hours

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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booger hook

Also referred to as booger hooking. It is the forceful placement of two fingers inside someone’s nose, then dragging him or her to a destination (usually, 'Frisco', Detroit or Cincinnati)
I'm gonna booger hook your ass strait back to detroit
by Cat fish November 19, 2007
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