Boston heater

After a big meal & great night of hot sex. When your girlfriend, whore, or whomever falls alseep, gently pull yourself from underneath your blankets & squat over her chest but don't be loud as she might wake up. Gently ease out your poop onto her chest & there you have it. A nice dump on her chest. Aka...Boston Heater

Last night when your mom fell asleep I gave her a boston heater.

by Dillboy June 11, 2006

heterocycle

A sieres of heterosexual encounters that continue in a circle.

Jimmy had sex with Ana, who had sex with Billy, who had sex with Lisa, who had sex with Jimmy. Damn heterocycle

by Mojo-sexy October 17, 2011

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne September 7, 2016

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Hetero-signalling

When a straight man gives eye contact for too long with a gay man so quickly grabs his girlfriend's hand.

Cruised a hot bloke in Sainsbury's but he panicked and began hetero-signalling .

by Tim Bisley April 19, 2018

heaterpuss

A person who is afraid of heaters or sun or any other form of heat

Logan: Dude, I am so scared to go outside, it is like so hot!
Max: Man, ever since I've met you, I have noticed that you are such a heaterpuss :p ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ladomopMan260 February 25, 2018

hetero-fuckery

fuckery that is outlandishly heterosexual. this term is very versatile as those pesky heteros are always up to some fuckery.

Love island? That show is nothing but hetero-fuckery!

by mazikeen :) February 8, 2020