Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
by JD07! May 27, 2022
mugGet the Heard Alertmug.

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga
you heard of girlswithcocaine?
mugGet the you heardmug.

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.
by paterscum June 20, 2017
mugGet the never heard of himmug.

Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.
Bailey Heard smashes all the lady's
by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025
mugGet the Bailey Heardmug.

hearded

i hearded ur finger
by joanannanan April 11, 2020
mugGet the heardedmug.

HEARD

You:Can you hand me that water bottle?
Me:heard.
by GILLYMILLY June 14, 2022
mugGet the HEARDmug.

HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
mugGet the HEARDINGmug.

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