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Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. said first by a random black guy at middle creek high school. thought to be cool by kellie and brittany.
by Brittany April 16, 2005
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Haungry

Momma Im Haungry, Im Haugry!
by durbagster February 17, 2010
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haunted vagina

1. An active vagina that, should you enter, will haunt you for the rest of your life.

2. An inactive vagina that is said to have ghosts living in it.
Sense 1: "Her haunted vagina will leave you begging for more."

"Her vagina is so haunted, you'll be scared for the rest of your life if you get with her."

Sense 2: "She doesn't have a haunted house, just a haunted vagina!" Overheard at work

"Her man left her, now she have a haunted vagina."

"How many men she have that left her with a haunted vagina?"

"Ghost cocks in the haunted vagina."
by SF_SF1000 October 25, 2017
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Haunches

Haunches is the upper part of someones back who is heavy set or has a hunch back.
Dude did you see that big bitch at walmart strap both of her shopping cars onto her haunches and hoble out.
by jason665 July 28, 2009
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hakuna matata

the words themselves mean nothing, they are arbitrary, because a problem free philosophy is not concerned with any kind of definition. the words fit well into both song and phrase and were thus brought into use by the Disney team with The Lion King.
hakuna matata could and can be found in the haites-ashebury, nirvana, enlightened thinking (from Buddhism, among other philosophies), and as a result of acid
by Orion Adey June 29, 2008
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hafun

Hafun while yer at it, where it's at.
by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009
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Haunted Waffle

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.
Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.
by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011
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