hammerbang

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.

Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?

by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

Hammerchucks

Feet
boot stomping or beat down of your life with feet.

Don't mess with me or you are getting Hammerchucks.

That kid got Hammerchucked.

by Ho-Chunk Tega June 17, 2013

hammer bat

presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.

also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.

Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."

Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."

Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."

by hawkjames October 14, 2013

hammered hell

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.

You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.

by Jl77diver January 6, 2014

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties January 13, 2016

Hammerhead Syndrome

A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.

That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.

by TheDrunkenMoo July 20, 2016