gruffnuts

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'

God damn she's got some gruffnuts

by adam wallace November 15, 2007

Gruffel

The skin that over laps the head of a persons penis.

When i ride my bike my (Gruffel) butter melts.

by ZMSTEV01 December 12, 2010

guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity

Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

guff

The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.

Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.

by stuarts91 July 11, 2011

guffrell

wind passed through the rear (fart)

awww..... stinky guffrell!
awww.....delicous guffrell!

by dombo November 26, 2003

Gorff

A gorff is the act of air coming out the penis, after sexual intercourse has taken place.

after we had sex, i laid on my back and gorffed.

it feels super good to gorff after sex.

by Dolphin Tucker September 4, 2010

guffaw

A loud and heartily laugh

Our giggles has turned to guffaws

by slim March 22, 2015