The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.
"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."
by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023
Get the Gumping mug.To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
Get the Gumped mug.An extreme form of endurance gooning in essence of the titular character's multi-year cross-country run in the film Forest Gump. To goon uninterrupted except for essential breaks without ever finishing the deed. The goal is to achieve an elevated and enlightened existence unlike the mindless lull of gooning.
by Osironic November 23, 2025
Get the gump mug.“did you see how drunk dylan was last night? he took home a 300 pound ogre. twenty bucks says that they were gumping”
by maxwellschestov December 3, 2025
Get the gumping mug.An overweight man with muscle hiding underneath the fat, who is attractive. Sometimes overlaps with a Dad Bod.
by gumplover2004 January 4, 2026
Get the Gump mug.**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.
**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."
**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."
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