Grump

The act of placing ones bare ass on a subject's face while said subject is sleeping.

"Mark fell asleep with his shoes on, so Jason grumped him.
When Mark woke up, he was visibly upset."

by SneezeFart August 30, 2013

Grumpkin

After Intercourse seamen is placed on the females face, and then pubes are placed on top.
The grumpkin is the face your partner makes after the following.

Fescoe looked pissed after that grumpkin last night, what a mess.

by Chase Magee April 28, 2005

Grumples

pimples in ur grundle area

"omg u hav sooooo many grumples get some fucking creem for them"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

Grumps

Babblers' House Gnorf

errmm Grumps is like totally the babblers house Gnorf

by Croc October 11, 2003

Grumpet

A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.

'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'

by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006

Grumpers

Queen of the Jews annn'er fuckin' cheers up. Reeks the fuck of bad fuckin' attitude. It loves itself some purple and turns out ta be fuckin' latino! All it wants to do is grump, which earns it some lovin' from its UMR fam. Lastly, it has been known to wreck a FREC or two in her time.

Grumpers Grumper FREC Purple Latino Latina Attitude

by I am an Oil Man February 5, 2010

Grump

This is where two people get them selves a dead body. On acquiring the body they leave it to ripen for two too three days, depending upon the weather.
When the body is deemed to be ready, the grumpers take there positions.
One person (the grumpy) places there head between the body's legs. Whilst the other person (the grumper) Jumps upon the body's stomach.
The result is a spray of blood and guts going all over the place and splattering all over the fucking place.

types of the Grumping:
the Frump
Bumping
Bungee grumping
double grumping
The long grump
The high grump
Obese grumping
Skrumping (this is actually the grumping of a skinny person)
Chewbaccaing
Bongoing
piano grump (dropping a piano on a corpse = shit)

by Grumpette December 2, 2009