Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022

Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

by acanthodian June 28, 2022

Glizzy Grinders

A new age reference to teeth. I gotta brush my teeth man, I have a dentist appointment to make sure my Glitzy Grinders are in shape.

I'd be a hot dog for that vampire's Glizzy Grinders

by Rondeeka J May 19, 2023

Dick Grinder

A girl named Paige Townsend.

Paige is such a dick grinder.

by Sammie Dog December 20, 2023

Organ grinder’s duet

The sound of two people having passionate sex.

I couldn’t sleep due to the organ grinder’s duet next door.

by 3hourtour June 1, 2024

organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Springfield Grinder

When a person in Springfield Massachusetts engages in sex with two homeless persons on both sides of said person. While they also simultaneously smoke Crack cochise.

My fucking bus had a lay over in Springfield Massachusetts. So I found 2 cracking homeless women and did the Springfield Grinder.

by UpTown2fatt June 11, 2024