Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
by geekmalone March 16, 2021
Get the Zuckerberg Grantmug. by ANoymusGANG March 21, 2017
Get the adam grantmug. by Dr. Doofenshmirtz III August 29, 2023
Get the Grant Zookmug. A smart pretty girl who don't cares about how people feels about her she will fight if she has to she is an emotional person shes a caring person she short and light skin she got a bit ass
by Sinbaby June 4, 2018
Get the sincere grantmug. by Criazen December 5, 2019
Get the Grant mormanmug. This guy took me on a first date, we ended up going for a walk along the beach at sunset and saw some whales jumping out of the water. It was so "Grant Gilmour".
by suckedinjesus November 21, 2010
Get the Grant Gilmourmug. An old lady
by Cool Kid 29103 December 27, 2021
Get the Jennifer Grantmug.