Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs
fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie
by RockyCanoa March 03, 2023
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top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.
You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.
by BleachHub March 09, 2020
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butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead
Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!
by buttgoon March 10, 2016
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Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.
God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!
by Velocidellix April 16, 2018
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Goon-over

After a night of drinking cheap wine (see 'goon') one might recive a hangover of sorts but rather it be a headache it's more of a sick feeling in the stomach that is harder to rid off compared to a regular hangover.
"I feel like i'm going to puke but i can't, damn this goon-over, never drinking goon again"
by Daryl Cazeneuve September 04, 2006
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Goon Box

Colloquial term for cask wine. Common among young Australians due to it's high alcohol content and low cost. Also referred to as a box of goon.
I brought a Goon Box. We are gonna get so smashed!
by Chanel_5 January 02, 2011
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Slap the goon

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon
by Critically insane March 02, 2010
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