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gomer

A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.
That guy runs like a gomer.
by Kenneth Boston June 17, 2004
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Government

Government is a group of fraudsters, petty criminals, murderers, and armaments dealers who legislate to protect the citizens and subjects of a country from fraudsters, petty criminals, and other such misfits.
"dude I been thinking that we may as well ask the mafia to
run this country - they may be less criminal"

"man havent you sussed it yet? the government is the mafia"
by london che February 16, 2006
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government

Right when you thought they couldn't possibly screw up more, they surpise you.
by TheBurninator January 6, 2004
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Goer

(n.)(adj.)

Used to describe a relentless savage person

Or moment that happens and you don't care about the Consequence.
Did you hear about what that nigga demonte did? That nigga a goer he stole all the chairs out a church so they had to stand in that bitch.
by BigdaddyZilla August 14, 2017
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Government

The government is sort of like the smelly stuff on the groun that you find on a farm.
by Fuck the Police July 2, 2005
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Gomer

Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.
by PseudonymIITheSecondComing December 14, 2008
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Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.
We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
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