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Gargenshmargle

a short creature obsesed with money with a rhotasizmn or lisp, mainly used to annoy friends or describe someone
,"Your such a gargenshmargle you collect money for no reason,"
by Winter Ezolyo March 11, 2026
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Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Gargantuman

A naturally massive, powerfully built male (human) both in height and body mass, standing at least 7feet tall weighing more than 300lbs.
Gargantuman looks at least Shaq's size, but fitter like Wilt Chamberlain
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
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Gargashaziu

(1) Extreme levels of hate
(2) Hating something or someone extremely
(1) I Gargashaziu this homework assignment so much!
(2) I Gargashaziu you!
by (Unknown Word Maker) August 29, 2025
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Gargensneifl

Someone deemed stupid by a high percentage of people; being about as useless as a tiny piece of lint.
“She is such a Gargensneifl.”

You’re stupid, you’re a Gargensneifl!”
by mangledtoyfoxy January 15, 2026
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porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.
Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.
by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011
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Jamie gargan

A walking machine that gives the woman a run for his money
‘Man being cool
Sardine”look! He’s a Jamie gargan.”
by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020
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