Flitch

Flitch: Any of the slighlty pasty liquid formations often found in the eyeducts or between the toes (See Toe Jam), but a little more wet, often flicked from the finger when removed and making a sound when hitting a wall -- Flitch!

Suffering from a cold, the buildup of eye flitch required a tissue to clean.

by we6w August 21, 2009

fitzroy

a fancy way of saying "taint"

Pardon me, do you have any powder that i may borrow to freshen my Fitzroy?

by ffiftzfitzy May 18, 2016

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Decent American president.
Reagan was better.

Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.

by Angry Wookiee July 19, 2007

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

Fitzpatricked

The term 'Fitzpatricked' is used when you have been subjected to a samey and seriously unfunny joke, usually relating to Japan, Hulk Hogan, Snake Pliskin or Richard Sharpe.

You've been seriously Fitzpatricked!

Man, that joke was awful. It appears that I have been Fitzpatricked.

by David Reader January 14, 2008

fitz

1. v. To fail at one's mission in an ironic fashion.

2. v. To periodically launch in to fits of braggadocious bitchery.

3. n. Fits of that sort.

"He was trying to make a point about the internet not being serious, but ended up getting really heated about it and taking it to a whole other level."

"Yeah, he fitzed that one up somethin' fierce."

by eziniti June 25, 2008

Fitzy

A total wanker ... simple as

Ur a total fitzy coz u tried to shag my mum and she rejected ya

by Guess January 31, 2005