flaco

works at mcdonalds making fries, gets no bitches whatsoever and seems like an eboy

flaco: hey guys im back from work

by uwu1223 October 5, 2020

flache [pain]

a really bad pain usually involving the ass area

i got a really bad flache pain in my ass the other day

by joeyhyeslad June 17, 2008

Flacat

A quick way of telling somebody to fuck off and go have sexual relations through the anus with a ginger cat. This expression can be used to baffle and insult the victem in the most creative way.

pronouce flacat as spelt.

Teacher: do you work!

Pupil: Flacat!
Teacher: what does that mean?
Pupil : *silence*

example 2:
friend 1: your a doyle!
you: Flacat
friend 1 : what?
you: would you like to flacat?!?

by Silverderk August 11, 2010

Flacitology

The practice of inspecting flacid male genetalia

The Flacitologist studies flacitology... penis's lol

by Scarr77 October 25, 2010

Flach drunk

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

Flacc

To be flacc't is to be slammed against the vaginal wall with a soft cock repeatedly. Derived from the word flaccid

Also relevant when some dimwit can't find the right hole.

Stop flaccing me, harden the fuck up or get off!

Wrong hole, flaccer.

by Flaccid and passive January 6, 2012

flaccin'

to wank off ones flaccid penis.

"got too drunk for a wank last night. was just flaccin' away all night"

"had too much gin. going for a flacc"
"wanks out of the question. ill try flaccin'"

by Robtheknob123 May 6, 2012