Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.

"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"

by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

Five Finger Posse

Five Finger Posse is a Philedelphia collective started in 2015 consisting of Yung Mojo, Morgue!, Alvin Abyss, Sub9K, and the group’s creator, 5G. Each members individual talents and those of Working On Dying come together on their tapes to create hellish and crushing soundscapes that match the tone of each rappers’ verses and vocal delivery.

Did you heard bout Five Finger Posse? They from Philly rite?

by nevaswitch March 21, 2019

Lemon Finger

When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache

Damn man quit touching your balls and wiping it in my face, you have a lemon finger!

by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019