fetus be good stick

When you're in the middle of hot passionate sex with your pregnant wife and suddenly you're catapulted through the air by the kicking fetus from inside the womb.You become enraged and lunge for the fetus be good stick from off the wall and begin to strike the fetus (through the stomach) and all the while you can hear the fetus taunting you with "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me" so you jerk the fetus from the womb and kiss it on the head then continue the beating!!!!

Good thing I purchased that fetus be good stick
when it was on sale and the dollar store.

by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007

Blue Fetus

Horsea.....just go look at one.

Me- Horsea, you look like a blue fetus

Baby Horsea- horsea horsea horsea sea...horseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa.

Me- Don't deny it, you know you're a blue fetus.

Baby Horsea- Hoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrsssseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

by RatchetBoo May 31, 2003

Fetus Fly Trap

A woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men.

You're a bunch of fetus fly traps and whores!

by Aristotle and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

Dirty Jello Fetus

When you shove a whole Jello mold into a women's vagina (or anus if she is practiced enough) and then you fuck her until the Jello chunks start falling out and have properly discolored your penis.

It was Thanksgiving, so you know I gave my wife a dirty Jello Fetus on the dining room table, but now the family refuses to look either of us in the eye.

by The Jello Fetus April 15, 2020

holler at your fetus

a worthy remark to congratulate someone on their new fetus
to view the ultrasound of a fetus

"In April we're going to have a baby! Holler at your fetus!"
"I'll be out of the office next week. We're going to holler at our fetus!"

by fauxriginal September 13, 2011

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022

thresh the evil fetus

To harvest olives.

After threshing the fetus, it's common practice in Greece for men to fill the orifices of lamb and sheep with their penises.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004