Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 24, 2023

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To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 04, 2018

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Goat feather

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

by Goat feather June 22, 2021

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Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.

I woke up covered in jizz feathers.

by Not xhxu June 26, 2021

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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 05, 2020

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