Fafing

Fucking around flies

I was Fafing With my friends

by anonymous June 17, 2023

faking a fall out

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to

you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches

by D3$$thaM3$$ July 12, 2023

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping

*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...

by lismsosa December 6, 2023

Fating

When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.

Amelia and I are fating because that's how bad it got but, you know, I love spending time with her.

by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024

Fiping Ass

Adj. Someone's state of incessant, persistent ridiculousness, typically involving humor that lies somewhere between idiotic and genius.

N. The Ass of one who is currently in the aforementioned state.

Adj. Marcus is over there Fiping Ass right now. Someone go tell him to stop.

N. Marcus's Fiping Ass needs to quit being so craaayyzaaayy.

by Fiper Bingzoid March 3, 2026

Faxing

Faxing is when you jerk your cock and make a dirty fucking bust/cum shot and you do it so much that you make a cum cocoon

Bro today I’m going to be faxing in my house and make a dirt bust

by 4KT38 March 7, 2025