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Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
"You Sir, are a fact-tard."
by Perry C. September 17, 2008
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No-Fact Zone

A self made characture of talk shows;
Technique of changing the topic often to hide your ignorance;
Person who blames Burger King for the faults of McDonalds;
Did you see the way Billy framed his argument against Howord Dean last night on the no-fact zone ... pure genious
by Gooey July 6, 2005
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public facetox

Walking around in public, swerving, bumping into things and people because you are so involved in facebook on your phone.
Dude, I was buried in my blackberry and accidentally knocked over a three year old. Needless to say, but her dad punched me square in the mouth for "public facetox"!
by sugeknightwhite November 29, 2011
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A fact

When an opinion is so good it can be considered a fact.
And that's a fact!
by Stupid Af July 6, 2021
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after the fact check

To be in a public place, do something that is usually only done in private followed by an immediate glance in all directions to see if anyone noticed.
Andy walked into the classroom while texting and absent mindedly passed gas. He quickly realized his surroundings and did an after the fact check by looking around to see if anyone heard.
by Uncle Punky November 9, 2013
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Fun Fact

A short fact that is usually unknown or random that is told for laughs, to create awed reactions at your obscure knowledge, or to fill an awkward silence. Keep in mind, it is not typically a very important fact because it is not relevant to everyday life.
It is not just any piece of information (such as what you did that day) but something that can be considered a fact.
A fun fact can come from any category, from math to animals.

To put it simply, useless tidbits of information to impress your friends with!

**Can be shortened to FF **
1. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

2. The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

3. Snaple Facts (located on all Snaple bottle caps) are examples of Fun Facts

(In conversation:)
Evelyn: "Here's an FF I learned while working in the zoo: A hummingbird weighs less than a penny."
Friends: "Whoah! I never knew! Cool!" =0
by GetThe(fun)Facts September 27, 2011
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FACIT

FACIT: going to a work training event, and seeing how many times you can dekeg your mates
by Steve123 March 21, 2007
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