Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

Facebook

Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing

Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook

by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019

facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

by alco3 August 18, 2019

Facebook

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011

Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012

Facebook

Instagram, but for old people.

Jimmy? How do I take a picture on the Facebook?

by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018