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Evelyn

Evelyn’s always have a bigger dick than Tyler’s. Tyler’s have small dicks.
“Wow Evelyn’s dick is MASSIVE! Wayyyyy bigger than Tyler’s! Though that’s not much of a surprise.”
by BigGayInnit August 28, 2019
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everteen

a person who will ever live on the verge of adolescence and maturity, keeps the lifestyle of a youngster, and refuses to accept traditions or norms practised by others at the same age
Jerry was one of those everteen badlads I met downtown, a whipster hitched on the side
by Kaloyan February 15, 2008
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evel

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.
I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
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fringe event

Events people seek when they've had enough of being a homogeneous drone subscribing to society's mainstream (i.e. football, baseball, basketball, etc.). These are the emergent, unexpected and sometimes outrageous events people seek to celebrate all the things that made us unique.
Susie: I'm sick and tired of watching football every Sunday. Is there a fringe event going on so we can change it up a bit?
Pam: In fact there is. Let's head down to the Bay Fields to catch some live-action Segway Polo.
Susie: Sounds great!
by Shamrock32 November 15, 2009
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everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.
Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid
by Ash April 21, 2005
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over
European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."
by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009
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