Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.
by kristiabus May 29, 2017
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 25, 2016
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The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted
Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
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European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind
“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”
by shaker9000 December 14, 2022
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european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's
While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!
by the tell tale man May 10, 2015
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Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .
I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.
by at073 October 08, 2023
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European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.
Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?
by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021
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