Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

ejaculeulogy

A heartfelt benediction spoken after an ejaculation.

Wow, that was a moving ejaculeulogy!

by Marvin R October 29, 2018

Ejacucramp

As ejaculation occurs the muscles at the base of the penis that assist with such an act start to cramp. Happen to be quite painful but also slightly pleasant.

"I told Andrew I had an ejacucramp this morning, the pain was oddly satisfying"

by KenzieBoht September 30, 2019

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

ejacculatte

when you bust a nut in your girlfriends, or bosses coffee

me: yo jack, you know my wife

jack: yeah, duh

me: i served her a ejacculatte

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

Ejackielate

Ejackielating is the combination of cumming and dying at the same time.

Tom: "Did you hear anything from Jeff?"
George: "Yeah I heard he ejackielated on top of a whore."

by gigaultraturbomegachad June 21, 2023

Premature Ejacuquery

The act in which someone asked a question in an email prior to the answers already being sent.

Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.

by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010