early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 14, 2010

Early access

Foster is wrong and can't take being wrong he is a child

Oh no early access foster is arguing again he's wrong

by Foster is wrong December 20, 2020

early-stage fascism

Attempts to develop dictatorial powers by a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist To rule as if there is a one-party government that tries to suppress opposition by rigging the system and intimidation or ignoring the responsibility to represent them. The latest rigging favors a military that protects special interests and the military-industrial complex.

The President is showing early-stage fascism. But it is likely the Senate will make him feel secure doing as he wishes with out a threat of needing to resort to later-stage fascism.

by mlhiss October 23, 2019

early emerging artist

1. A foetal stage artist in the womb of their emerging career.

2. A suppressive term that allows youth to eliminate the outdated term equally implied ageist term "emerging artist".

3. Doesn't apply to men.

nah forget her, she's not emerging. oh wait she is, but she's not young enough to be early emerging artist. he is though.

by absoluteexpert69 December 07, 2021

secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.

I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.

by Blueberry16 January 03, 2017

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 27, 2024

Early access furry

A furry that believes that because they only like a furry related character they aren't furries. (I.E. an obsession with nidalee from LoL) (Characters can't be explicitly furry I.E. crystal from star fox)

Person one "Yo, I'm pretty sure that your friend is a furry."
Person two "Nah, early access furry only"

by The darkest mandella December 19, 2017