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suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish
hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???
by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007
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Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator
Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!
by Joshel ;) June 6, 2011
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Edjaculate

The fluid that comes out of Male, Females and Paris Hilton when reaching a sexual climax. Often clear, sticky and delisious.
"Your Edjaculate is all over my face" - Paris Hilton's most uttered phrase.
by inzader May 18, 2009
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social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.
Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.
by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010
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Ejaculationship

A relationship based on a booty call. Specifically from the male perspective. Less substantial than FWB.
Chrissy and I have a great ejaculationship going on.
by DurtyB808 June 12, 2011
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Ejacularf

(v.)- The action of having a liquid-expelling orgasm while vomiting simultaneously.
Male- "Oh yes, OH yes, oh YES, YES!, YES!!!, OOOH!, IM GONNA- BLEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Female- "Ew, did you ejacularf on me?!"
by Nick_Gre3n October 4, 2008
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Ejaculatory Justice

When a girl with whom one had an intimate relationship with cheated on the boyfriend so he ejaculates into her face after sexual intercourse and accompanies it with a phrase like "get owned!" or "Justice!" and then immediately breaks up with her while her face is covered with white justice.
Samantha cheated on me so I gave her some ejaculatory justice by jizzing in her face and said get owned!
by The Reginald August 5, 2012
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