Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.
God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....
by Invisible Ark July 29, 2018
Get the Zoo Dykemug. A lesbian orgy consisting of: (at least) two dwarfs; one giant and any number of regular sized people. Should take place in an unlocked bathroom.
me and a few girls did the dangerous dyke last night in an unlocked bathroom. One of the midgets was a Nigerian gospel singer!
by Millie p December 8, 2020
Get the The dangerous dykemug. A Dehydrated Dyke is the same thing as a Thirsty Bitch, only a lesbian. Dehydrated Dykes are also refered to as "Shelbys" by certain people.
by NickO-Luvs-Hoes July 3, 2021
Get the Dehydrated Dykemug. A game won by correctly identifying the first lesbian you see in a given location. FD stands for FIRST DYKE. You must say or yell "FD!" or "FIRST DYKE" before your opponents say it.
Upon entering the local health food store, you see a woman buying organic, vegan, gluten free chickN strips. She is wearing a sports bra under a baggy t-shirt and knee length shorts, and Tevas. She smells like Axe body spray. You call out "FD!" two seconds before your friend yells "FIRST DYKE!" and you won! Congratulations!
by aliciasawesome June 3, 2013
Get the first dykemug. by dritheproblem November 28, 2018
Get the dyke walkmug. by lilabit July 11, 2011
Get the half-a-dykemug. Tender-hearted queer; someone who leans closer towards a dyke/butch identity, but has a touch of femme- like a cherry on top. Hard exterior, soft interior- like a hedgehog.
by HoneyDyke December 7, 2018
Get the honey dykemug.