dyke breath

After you eat out a girl and your breath smells like pussy.

Hey Sarah you have dyke breath, have you been munching on the carpet?
Hey John, you have dyke breath take a tic-tac or something.

by OlKingBitches November 2, 2014

Dyke Damnation

The fear every lesbian has of turning into a fat, sad dyke when they get older.

I don't want to get dyke damnation, turning into a fat dyke is worse than burning in hell fire for all eternity!

by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015

dyke slam

vicious lesbian sex involving cunt grinding so hard you're able to break a wall or compress a can of coke

"Susan made a running dyke slam into Shazza and smashed up the dry wall in the lounge"

by muffguzzler August 4, 2015

dyke bait

A hetero woman that a dyke will try to turn lesbian

They're all over me. I can't help it that I'm dyke bait.

by Heiziniamhim December 16, 2015

dyke walk

the certain way a lesbian/dyke walks . you can tell they're gay by this walk

oh shit i know she gay bc she got the dyke walk

by dritheproblem November 28, 2018

honey dyke

Tender-hearted queer; someone who leans closer towards a dyke/butch identity, but has a touch of femme- like a cherry on top. Hard exterior, soft interior- like a hedgehog.

X: I identify as a lesbian, how about you?
Z: I identify as a honey dyke!

by HoneyDyke December 7, 2018

Zoo Dyke

Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.

God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....

by Invisible Ark July 29, 2018