Downloaf

(v) 1.: To download something without paying for it, then it just gathers dust on your hard drive.

2. To procrastinate the download of a file already selected for downloading.

He's a total downloafer, he hasn't watched anything I've sent him.

by beanfiend March 25, 2009

One-downzies

The opposite of 'one-upping' someone.
Also called 'one-downing'.

Generally used to troll someone; confuse them, or make them upset. Sometimes the victim doesn't even notice.

A form of comedy potentially even more lame than puns.
No wait, it is.

John: It's raining really hard outside today!
Cathy: Yeah it's kindda drizzling...
John: Aw, I hate one-downzies!
Cathy: One-downzies bothers me too...

Patrick: Life is good!
Lizzy: Life is okay.

Brad: I really hate Mike!
Taryn: Yeah Mike is kind of a jerk...

Chase: Taco Bell's meat is absolutely disgusting.
Meagan: Their meat is sort of low quality.

by Paulexander November 24, 2010

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

Download

The best rock concert out. It used to be called 'Monsters Of Rock' and 'Ozzfest'.

Guy: You Going Download This Year..?

Girl: Corse I Am No- One Who Is Vagly Cool Misses Download..!

Guy: Sweet..! You Gonna Camp In My Tent..?

Girl: Sure..!

by Lizzybooth April 13, 2008

downtown brown

When a person takes a dump around the rim of a toilet and puts the seat back down on the shit.

R: What Happened at the club last night?

K: I sat on a toilet and shit squeezed out of the side getting all over my clothes.

R: dude you sat on a downtown brown

by theeurbandictionary March 13, 2011

Download PackRat

What to do in public school when you're bored.

Download lots of useless stuff.

by cock June 4, 2003

download a font

take a big crap

suswah told everyone to stay clear of the john as she had jus downloaded a font!

by suswah May 14, 2003