Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

Tinder and Dinner

Term used for meeting someone on tinder, going out for dinner, then having unplanned sex afterwards

"How did you even get pregnant?"
"Tinder and Dinner.."

by Tinderella77 October 13, 2015

dinner shark

n. A person who dates, often via apps, with the primary purpose of being treated to a meal.

"I try to weed out the dinner sharks, so I usually just ask girls out for a coffee."

by shaniez August 20, 2017

Dinner bang

Quick casual sex.

Leslie and I aren't serious. She just occasionally stops by my place for a dinner bang!

by FRWWPB December 7, 2015

No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.

"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"

by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011