by JuJu Jelly July 11, 2008
Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.
Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!
Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.
Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.
by two lips April 20, 2010
by discat2g October 16, 2004
Me: F*ck man! someone stood on your glasses and broke the swinga-dings!
Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*
Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*
by Peter Lamb January 09, 2008
Someone who is social and always is happy and smiley and happy to lucky no matter what. Always brightening your day every time they see you.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
(n.) Look at that hing ding over there fishing with a stick.
(adj.) That redneck over there thinks he's all that with his hing ding pick em' up truck.
(adj.) That redneck over there thinks he's all that with his hing ding pick em' up truck.
by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010
Zach: OMG OMG OMG
Bobby presses the keypad on his phone "a.k.a The Ding"
Zach: Dude that wasn't Ding Worthy
Bobby presses the keypad on his phone "a.k.a The Ding"
Zach: Dude that wasn't Ding Worthy
by Ari Anthony July 29, 2006