Dildo

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

by adhgaerhh March 8, 2009

Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

by Cap Young November 20, 2007

ghetto dillons

What happens when a Dillons Grocery store is old and not very well maintained.

I'm too tired to drive the car to Hyvee.Let's just walk over to ghetto dillons.

by Emilyr December 21, 2006

Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.

"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"

by kokoXcore November 4, 2008

DhillonWong

DhillonWong - verb.
The act of rubbing one's penis gently/softly in order to achieve a fine mixture of semen and blood ejecting or shooting out from the tip of the penis and aimed at another individual's mouth/anus. Usually in or at a victorwong.

"Dude last night i was dhillonwonging with my friend and my mom walked in.. wtf mate?"

by TheBigHairyTesticle November 28, 2004

Alyssa Dillon

(n) A female who can not be described by words that can only be created from a 26-letter alphabet. A girl whose beauty leaves many breathless and revives the rest. An Alyssa Dillon will claim to not be perfect in every way, but deep inside she knows she does it just so that she doesn't become egotistical. You could compare an Alyssa Dillon with other women, but why embarrass them? You could find an Alyssa Dillon simply by looking for a boyfriend who knows he's the most blessed man on the face of the earth. WARNING: Upon finding her, attempt to keep your gazing to a minimum to avoid temporary blindness for extreme radiance.

This section is invalid due to the fact the only good example of an Alyssa Dillon is Alyssa Dillon

by Obviousity November 14, 2011

dildo brigade

(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something

(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus

i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed

by Erich the Great May 22, 2008