Dense of Humour

A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny

Trevor: That was a joke, You are so dense of humour mate

by Zentient_Being July 23, 2023

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 13, 2021

Dense Breast

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.

Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Dense cloud

Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.

Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.

by hyattandy January 13, 2009

Dense Cabbage

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

by TuckerTrash25 January 7, 2019

Dense breast

A strong breast,a breaat that holds its own and doesn't need man to support it or its family

You're one dense breast

by Billnyethenazispy November 15, 2016

Dense Breast

Breasts that hold their own. Not flappy or non-existent.

Timothy: Sarah's breasts are poppin' man.
Juan: No, Haley's got dense breasts, Sarah's are popped.

by Shady2.0 December 12, 2016