Dave the cat

A cat that has been named "Dave"

Dave? I got your food in a bowl.
Here Kityy-Kitty-Kitty

dude 1: I didnt know you had a cat
dude 2: yeah, thats Dave...
dude 1: like "Dave the cat"
dude 2: Yeeep
^Both take a swig of beer^

by Shady_AK December 15, 2008

Diamond Dave

Nickname for original lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth.

Diamond Dave was replaced by Sammy Hagar after he quit the band.

by Kimberly Davis April 16, 2007

designated Dave

the designated driver during a binge or pub crawl

bob was designated dave he wasnt alowed to drink and we all puked in his car

by bazil lite October 12, 2005

Dave Chappelle

Quite possibly the funniest man alive right now.

GGGG get yo ass in the car!

by Adrian January 17, 2005

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021

The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.

The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave

by Captain Wanker April 7, 2015

Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011