B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

E.A.D.C

An acronym for the insult Eat A Dick Cunt

E.A.D.C

by Todd Reynolds October 27, 2010

D.O.P.E.™️

Developing Opportunities & Progressing Every day (trademarked in the US Virgin Islands)

Everyone around you should be thinking about D.O.P.E.™️

by Sofarsogucci October 23, 2018

E A D

acronym for 'eat a dick.'
especially useful when emailing on corporate accounts that scan for inappropriate language.
also time-saving.

Hannah: Erika, you suck at Scrabble.
Erika: Hannah you need to E A D.

by Hannah111 March 24, 2008

D.A.R.E

Drugs Are Really Expensive

by doolittle September 25, 2003

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

E.C.D. Syndrome

Not able wear earbuds because of the lack of a tragus.

Colin: "Emma, why do you have your iPod earbuds looped around your ear?"

Emma: "Because I have E.C.D. Syndrome."

Colin: "That's terrible!"

by Mr. Talls' October 24, 2010