cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

drowned cucumbers

I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.

"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"

by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024

Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Cucumberness

A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.

See Nabb, it exists.

cucumberness is a problem in today's society.

by linglingbee August 26, 2020

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010