cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

cucumber

Cucumber is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.

a cucumber is a good vegetable that is green

by Tika Wappa December 17, 2021

burnt cucumber

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person

You are acting like a burnt cucumber

by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

Cucumber boxes

A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).

Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"

by Ace contributor October 11, 2016