crunchiec00chiewad is the coolest username to ever exist acutally!! if you see someone with this username you know they are too sexy funny cool and smart.
by pooprry June 13, 2021
Get the crunchiec00chiewad mug.a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.
My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.
by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023
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One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
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a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.
by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009
Get the crunching mug.A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'
Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!
Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!
by Icy Wyte June 14, 2022
Get the Crunchy Black mug.usually a male who must be extremely hairy and have an unusually tan left pinky
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
by crunchies on yo April 28, 2009
Get the crunchiesmagruff mug.Adjective: An alternative definition to the general understanding of the term. Anyone who has done an excess amount of cocaine resulting in their feeling like an old crunchy paper bag. Usually at a music festival. For elaboration see "potato chip"
"Hey man want to go check out the next band?"
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."
"I don't know dude I'm feeling kind of....crunchy. I think I did too much blow."
by Kneegrodamus October 16, 2013
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