Criterion Grill

Criterion Grill: A term used to describe a sexual maneouvre where a man is 'grilled' between 2 girls. 'Grilling' involves Girl A rubbing herself upon the man's face, while Girl B takes the 'cowgirl' position...
The term originated amongst students in Picadilly, after the fabled antics of the head waiter at the Criterion Grill in Picadilly.
The question 'have you eaten at the Criterion Grill in Piccadilly?' is a popular opening gambit to discover whether a man/woman is interested in a sexual liaison.

Aww man, FRAN and Suzie gave me the full Criterion Grill last night, it was bitchin'

by Joshtherower May 31, 2009

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Critemare

1. To do something that is a nightmare, but its so bad that it turned into a critemare.....
2. A nightmare that happens to creighton, henceforth.... critemare.

I shagged a girl who probably has an STI..... Critemare

Someone smashed up my car..... Critemare

I just won the lottery and lost my ticket.... Critemare

by Shaun the Fat 2010 February 26, 2011

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critical voyeur

A person who observes another making an error in time for it to be corrected, does nothing to raise the issue, and then berates that person after the error occurs.

I find find difficult to work with my friend as he is always finding ways to fault others, I think he is a CRITICAL VOYEUR!

by Greedeemee January 26, 2015

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criticalled

The act of critically damaging someone or something, used by gamers primarily, though can also be used by Bros slaying sloots.

I just criticalled the guy in F4

Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro

by Johannes Johannesburg January 4, 2016

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critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.

This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp

by Creepes November 14, 2017

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critch bitches

A group of high school girls who are very close friends, but people assume shit about them. Just leave them alone, they didn't do shit to you. Stop getting your nose in their business, they are allowed to live their own lives, and you shouldn't give them shit for it. Just mind your own fucking business.

Dont talk about the critch bitches that way.

by Post_Malone December 13, 2017

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