1 definition by Shaun the Fat 2010

Critemare

1. To do something that is a nightmare, but its so bad that it turned into a critemare.....
2. A nightmare that happens to creighton, henceforth.... critemare.

I shagged a girl who probably has an STI..... Critemare

Someone smashed up my car..... Critemare

I just won the lottery and lost my ticket.... Critemare

by Shaun the Fat 2010 February 7, 2011