cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.

by poQ May 22, 2003

crackalackin

to get started or introduce alcohol

"Shit! let's get this party crackalackin before I skeet everywhere!"

by M DIZZLE December 13, 2003

Crackalack

It is the lack of effect, from some type of drug(s) that your friends are doing, on you.

I swallowed a pound of these mushrooms, but I still feel crackalack!

by tompraisan May 16, 2008

crackalackin

A way of saying "what on earth is keeping you so ridiculously idly n jobless and prying"

A status on social media account: "whats crackalackin you"

by vazmataz May 13, 2017

coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

cockblockey

The person who blockes a cockblock

I am a cockblockey

by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003

crackalackin

To see whats going on

Whats crackalackin yo! Lets go do something tonight!

Hurry up we gots ta get crackalackin

by Amy November 26, 2003