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cracking the clam 

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
cracking the clam by sugabear March 12, 2015
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crackling 

Bit of crackling: An attractive young woman. Somewhat outdated. Used to be popular until circa 1970s.
She's a nice bit of crackling.
crackling by mrmugwump September 24, 2006

Cracking a moisty 

Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.

This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now

crackilackin 

1.) Cracking, ill, action, and happening all as one word. Used typically in questions to ask all the above in abbreviated form. Like what's crackin, is it ill, where is the action at, and what's happenin.

2.) Yet to be invented form of crack mixed with finger licking good chicken.
1.) Yo fool what's crackilackin?

2.) Damn that crackilackin was soo good. I am both high and full, just can't stop licking my fingers.
crackilackin by Dirty Southerner October 23, 2008
When you get acne.. On your ass!
Bobby Brown: Hey baby, wanna get in the tub and pop my crackne?

Whitney Housten: NOOOOOoooooOOOOoOOoooOOOoo pimples!

Alcho-crackie 

(proper noun) Slang for "Albuquerque".
I got so wasted last night in Alcho-crackie!
Alcho-crackie by Rebel mamma July 5, 2009

cracklins 

Fried pork rinds usually with hot sauce drippin off that shit.
Aye, my nigga lemme get some of the cracklins!!
cracklins by Smileytattoos July 7, 2006