Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.

Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.

by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018

corporate communism

1. Property communally owned by major corporations (big business, mega-corps), with the production and distribution of goods and services, supported and determined by limited competition in the marketplace.
2. Government contracts (usually military) are given to corporations. Also, known as "corporate welfare".
3. The "Military-Industrial Complex" mentioned by President Dwight Eisenhower in his final speech.

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, "The Young Turks".
Originally created by Francwa Sims, author of the "Anacostia Diaries: The Rants of a Madman, 2002".

All these companies depend on corporate communism to survive, but don't want their employees to have guaranteed health insurance for all, worker unions, a living wage, and paid leave.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

Corporate Naughty

Corporate Naughty is a commonly used term to describe an activity, object or person that will bring immense pleasure or joy. It's the ranking officer above the word 'naughty' so can be described as 'corporate naughty'

A) Hey man I have two tickets for the big game this weekend if you want to come?
B) Wow thanks man that'd be corporate naughty !

by Lg00ld November 4, 2016

Corporate Hack

A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.

" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.

"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.

"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.

by Swordamundo July 31, 2022

Corporate Traitor

A public official that betrays their duties on behalf of a corporation instead of a foreign country.

Fuck Ajit Jai, he's such a corporate traitor.

by Deimosian November 26, 2017

Corporate Gurukul

Upskilling a student the 'gurukul way', preparing them for the real world, only with the world's best.

The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.

Rahul solved created an innovative solution through a Design Thinking internship with Corporate Gurukul.

Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.

by Corporate Gurukul November 28, 2021

Corporate paperweight

An employee who adds no value to a company but still gets a paycheck.

That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.

In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.

by Chaosmirage December 28, 2016