Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
by LittenKitten March 15, 2022
"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"
by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020
The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
by SpeedIsKey746 January 05, 2023
You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.
....crickets
So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.
....crickets
So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 01, 2020
What say you in your defense?
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 29, 2021
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019