Coliander

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.

Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!

by carthage March 9, 2009

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

11th Commandment

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.

Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.

by nathooo January 2, 2018

Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023

Star command

The place were buzz lightyear (from toy story) thinks hes from and has to get back to do a mission.

I have to back get to star command! Do you know where my ship is?

by AwesomefulPie February 22, 2011

extreme commando

Going without underwear, socks and an undershirt (or bra). A more extreme version of commando. May cause profuse sweating in the nether region.

I dared Keith to go Extreme commando, and he ended up with swamp crotch.

by BobFlufel January 3, 2017

Reverse Commando

Pantsless

Someone said, “hey you’re going reverse commando” at the passerby who was not wearing pants

by Xhyshejenddn July 9, 2019