device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker
Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.
Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?
Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?
Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
by 11ryet August 03, 2009
An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"
by GreyWyvern January 09, 2008
An Specific event where Car Guys and Tuners will meet up in their own spot early morning (2 - 7am) and after all people meet up in their own spot, they will go to the Car Meet they are attending that will start later on in the day.
No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
Car Guy: I heard of that new SEMA event that's closest from here, but it'll take a while. Wanna plan a Cars and Coffee?
Tuner: Hell yea!
Tuner: Hell yea!
by DeadassDefs March 22, 2018
by Chanotaka21 January 29, 2011
A person who knows the sound of a coffee maker quite well, though never brews a pot. As soon as a coffee vulture hears the sweet sound of morning ecstasy brewing they immediately drop whatever unimportant task is being poorly done to find the source. Once located, a coffee vulture will then spectate, possibly drooling down its shirt. Whilst waiting awkwardly in a doorway or some other location that obstructs the flow of traffic, a vulture never lets its beady eyes leave the objective. Silently waiting either because watching is as much as its little brain can handle or because it has been labeled a fucking idiot and no one fucking gives a shit what this piece of shit has to say anyways. Upon the coffee maker's completion of its task the vulture waddles over and pours a cup before anyone else. The vulture is first not due to speed, but rather the overall repugnant nature of such a 'person', once the vulture's destination is known that area is then vacated and avoided until it has left. Upon filling its cup the vulture then returns to whatever meaningless task it was doing, periodically returning for more coffee until dry. After which this piece of shit might say, "Looks like we're out of coffee." in hopes that someone more useful than they may make another pot it can wait on.
"Is the coffee done yet?"
"No, the coffee vulture is still in there."
"Damn, I guess I'll just wait."
"No, the coffee vulture is still in there."
"Damn, I guess I'll just wait."
by Sexy Al Capone August 20, 2014
Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.
by Shaniqualemon March 20, 2016
When a guy continues anal intercourse after he's already finished inside his partner, usually as a result of PME.
by JimothyJohns June 04, 2021