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coffee cup

device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker
Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.

Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?

Tom: She poured a little bit of both.
by 11ryet August 2, 2009
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Coffee Vulture

An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.

Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.
"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"
by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009
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Coffee sack

The well-endowed genetalia of a sexy Hispanic man.
Hoe 1: Wait, your Fcuking Pedro?
Hoe 2: Danm straight! He's got one hell of a coffee sack!
by Chanotaka21 February 19, 2011
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Cars and Coffee

An Specific event where Car Guys and Tuners will meet up in their own spot early morning (2 - 7am) and after all people meet up in their own spot, they will go to the Car Meet they are attending that will start later on in the day.

No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.
Car Guy: I heard of that new SEMA event that's closest from here, but it'll take a while. Wanna plan a Cars and Coffee?
Tuner: Hell yea!
by DeadassDefs May 14, 2018
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bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”
by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018
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coffee torque

The power and speed generated by one or more coffee stirrers.
Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.
by sparkus March 3, 2011
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company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.
"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"
by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015
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